What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 29.06.2025 02:07

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Dr No
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”She is very sexyful!”
Live and Let Die
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Octopussy
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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You Only Live Twice
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Ah so!”
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
From Russia With Love
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Man with the Golden Gun
-All the bad guys are black.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-J W Pepper
A View to a Kill
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Goldfinger
Moonraker
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